So I was over at ff_roundrobin reading and waxing nostalgic today. I miss my halcyon days in the Firefly fandom. Now all the comms that I loved and was actually mildly involved in have gone belly up, and I'm not as in love with everything as I was. Fandom drift feels so tragic.

People keep defriending me on here. I'm not offended or anything. It's a natural reaction to the fact that I'm never here and I never bother to post and such. I stopped even reading anything from lj a few months ago. Le sigh! le whine!

I just need a new fandom to obsess over.

What are you guys into now?

My spam subjects today are so poetic I just had to share.

Let's occupy bar at 11pm
Tired of failures in bed?
Drugs for your pecker.
Hey
Hello
Tabs for doin' it nasty!



I mean, isn't that beautiful?

Oh god..... the Duggars. Seriously? Did any of you watch this?


*haha so during the show there's a commercial for Plan B. How fantastic.

*why do their clothes always match? I don't get it.

*OH GOD that Father/Son conversation was horrible for ME.

*Who the hell marries someone they've never even kissed. They are from satan, of that I am sure.

*They are so fucking disturbing.

MY ICONS.

default	oldest	newest
saddest	happiest	angriest
cutest	sexiest	funniest
fave ship	fave fandom	fave animated
best quote	best textless	best stolen idea
use the most	favorite

HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE: 114
OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE ICONS SPACES: 114 (I like things tidy)
IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU: Possibly, eventually, though I don't really even use the ones I have uploaded.
DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT: They're fairly random, based upon obsession at the time I was looking for icons.
WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Firefly
AND THE SECOND MOST: P&P?
WHAT SHIP DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Zoe/Wash (with a grand total of 2)
ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE: Yes
DO YOU MAKE ICONS: Yes
ARE THEY ANY GOOD: Probably not.
ANIMATED ICONS ARE: Fun, but flashy and sometimes irritating.

DO THE MEME.
Coding can be found here

I've renamed myself. Just for the hell of it. :)

p.s. It's grapho_spasm. yeah, I'm smooth.

elsibet34 asked about my thoughts on big budget film production, and since I went to see Iron Man not long ago, I thought I'd combine the two thoughts.

( and here they are )

Hey, that was pointless rambling. Now I want to know Elsi's thoughts and see why she asked me about that.

Do you ever get these perverse desires for fanfic in a fandom that you know is not going to have any good fanfic.... or really... even a fandom? I do all the time. I don't know if it's because I've corrupted myself into seeing fanfiction in everything, or because I'm (supposedly) a writer and I always think there's more to the story or.... something else (masochism?). The internet is so frustrating. ( Right now I have a sordid desire for: )


That's all I can think of for now. What odd desires are lurking in the back of your fic addled minds?

10_cracks: Table C - Firefly Crew Crack

C:1 Mal loses a bet to someone on the ship.	C:2 Jayne gets a pet.	C:3 River goes shopping.	C:4 Wash is given a harem.	C:5 Kaylee takes on a Reaver as a passenger. He just looked so nice!
C:6 Serenity comes to life and she's got a few things to say.	C:7 Simon, a bullwhip, and a mustache.	C:8 Inara is kidnapped by hillfolk.	C:9 Zoe, a clown, and no gun in sight.	C:10 Book - someone takes a liking to "the hair."

Wild Card: Replace any ONE prompt with a prompt from another table.

Yeah, I dunno, I suck at titles.

( Torchwood )

( Chuck )

( OMG Singstar 90's )

I've been trying to find recs for xx_squish_xx's big damn rec post. She doesn't call it this, and I probably wouldn't if I'd had any sleep lately, but there it is. In any case, I've been looking through old bookmarks and memories and such and...

every fucking link I click has been deleted.

WTF?

It's not that there's not new fic that I love, there is, it's just that some nostalgic part of me is like... awhh I have to rec what I loved when I started in this fandom. Stupid transitory nature of the stupid internets.

GAH!

*hate*

ETA: D'oh. And uhm, If you haven't rec'd anything to the post yet, pay no attention to my frustration.

Go here and rec before she cuts us all off and makes us look like jerks for not rec'ing. :P

So I'm feeling a bit critical. It's not really as bad as it sounds. I want to offer something, but I don't want to sound egocentric about it. It's just that I sort of miss having writing workshops. What I'm offering is a critical reading of your fanfic. It should be something that is ... well firefly, and I'll have no advice to offer about sex scenes because I'm shit at writing them so it should be no more than R rated. It should be something you've already posted because I want you to consent to have it posted here (under lock and filter) once I'm done evaluating it (for discussion purposes). It should also be relatively short and a one-shot because until you have the entire story there's really no way to say what's working and what's not. I'll provide story, grammar(ish), flow, characterization, etc. advice.

So there it is. For whatever my opinions and advice are worth, I'm offering them. In depth con-crit is fun!

I know, I should just go back to school.

If you are interested though, leave me a comment and suggest which fic you'd like to have done. I'm so dorkily excited about it.

ETA: got 3

So, two people mentioned me in their "you make my day" posts. Thank you elsi and monkey, I hope you both know that you make mine as well. Here's my list.

cheshire_monkey
It was the best day ever when I randomly friended her.

elsibet34
Who else enjoys bats and horror as much as I do and is still such a lovely person as I am? only you! (I kid) ♥

xx_squish_xx
Fabulous sense of humor, great friend, talented artist! I ♥ you muchly.

glimmerite
Knitting genius! Who goes from scarves to socks and hats and who knows what else as fast as you did! I forsee designing in your future :)

ana_grrl
I will read almost anything you write (whether I know the fandom or not lol), you are my favorite Jayne/Simon writer ever. *loves*

rinalin
I miss you and your writing! ♥

maantre
For your infectious (not in that bad way ;) love of music, for your writing, everything! :)

valiant
Your fic, your posts about ANTM, your unashamed love of .... all the things you love, and COZIES. I really love you and your cozies.

bookaddict43
For not saying anything about the fact that I have yet to finish her flista gifts. *coughs*

And my off lj friends, who will never read this, but they know why I love them.

Dear God,

Why didst thou invent singstar? Or perhaps it was the devil. In either case, why let us play it for four hours without realizing what we were doing? DEAR GOD.

Me


No seriously, that game is so fun. It's so simple, yet.... addictive. Which is probably the key to success. (note to self: create something like that so that we will be rich someday).

I did a couple more of the five times memes that I asked for prompts for...uhm... in July? hah.

This one was requested by bookaddict43

Five times Jayne didn't say what he was thinking

This one was requested by wildannuette

Five times Xander didn't hate Angel

Good night, and good luck. :)

So, would anyone like to write a comments fic with me? It's likely to be slow going and such as I don't have much time to access the internet right now, but I'm not fussed about deadlines for having it complete or anything.

I want it to be firefly, and this is the prompt: Lockdown

Why is the crew on lockdown, what happened, what do they do?


I don't care if this turns out cheerful and hilarious or doomsday, I just want to be able to write here and there when I've got a bit of time (and I want to enjoy it with others). So it will work like this. You can write as much as will fit in a comment. Just drop a comment first saying "I've got next". You can track this entry and keep up with it by clicking on the thumbtack at the top (er, I guess this layout has no thumbtack--but it has a "track comments" link). Here, I shall start. (PLEASE JOIN ME)

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s)* from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly (No lyric hunting! That is cheating!)


This may turn out very embarassing. I'll admit right now I skipped Jumping Jack Flash because I have no idea what kind of hurricane he's saying it was. Isn't it crazy how even when you put it on random it tends to clump the same group's songs together. I think it does it to piss us off.

( Guess my songs! )


and wow, that could have been worse, but it could have been less embarassing as well. ;)

85 words

Touchtyping

Though I am ocd and did this over and over until I got a better amount. On average I would say that I type 75 words a minute on that stupid test. I say that it's flawed though, because a lot of typing fast is about anticipating the next word and with the crazy jumble they give you, there is no way to do that. Obviously, I have thought about this too much.

I haven't mailed them yet.

I suck

I want to do that five times meme. Prompts? ♥

all boy slash.

Firefly, Harry Potter, or Buffy.

???